Sunday, March 2, 2008

What a Night (slightly pornographic)

Well, last night was interesting to say the least. It was one of the greatest and (possibly) the worst nights ever. You'll see why it's 'possibly' at the end.

Being the oh so boring and often bored person that I am, I decided to bake cookies for friends who decided they didn't even want them after I finished. Oh well. So I decided to spend my night with my Valentine, Kelley. A little about Kelley before I continue. She is the MOST amazing person in the world. She is everything that everyone aspires to be. This girl does not have a single flaw. I have a list of horrible things I've made her do that include but are not limited to convincing her to park in a handicapped spot resulting in a $100 fine, almost getting her run over by cars (twice) and making her go to downtown to very sketch Level 131. But I'm going to stop raving about such a wonderful person and continue the story of my night. Oh yeah. One more thing. She has huge boobs! :D

Kelley and I decided to venture to the land of Myers and be bored with Erika who is also another amazing person. FYI - I know a lot of amazing people. Erika convinced Kelley and me to watch the movie "Wit" with Emma Thompson. She just happens to be one of my favorite actresses. After finishing the movie and drying our tears, Kelley and I proceeded to leave. Upon returning to Creswell, I went to Rebecca's room to basically meet Caleb. Finally.

I enter the room and they're watching Across the Universe so I finish watching it with them. After the movie Caleb just happens to mention he has red-green color blindness. I was in love (platonically of course). This was then added to a list, following adopted people and twins, of traits I'm slightly obsessed about. The conversation lasts for about an hour or so until we are rudely interrupted by a sleeping Rebecca's flatulence. "Oh. Hey. What's up guys?" Probably the funniest moment of the night. After about two hours, we finally calmed down and decided to go to bed. Things then proceeded to get interesting.

Caleb and I having no where else to sleep decided to lay on the futon together. Of course being in such close proximity things start to happen. It started at our feet. We caressed each other with our toes and feet for some time. Then, my hand found its way to his back and I started to run it up and down his spine which happened to be quite the turn on for him. His hand seemed to then find its way to my body and rubbing, stroking, massaging began. After much sexual tension, we began to kiss. He's a biter. I'm unable to determine whether this was a turn on or not but he seemed to like it so I bit back. Rebecca and Jasmyn, her roommate, made some weird noises and it was quite the mood killer so Caleb and I stopped and talked. Being about 8 15 we decided to leave and get some food. O house is a wonder at 8 30 in the morning. And then Myers.

Entering his room we picked up where we left off in Creswell. Making out and biting continued. Then, completely unexpected, clothes were shed. Nudeness ensued. It was quite arousing I must say. After a couple hours of this, our bodies too tired to carry on, we fell asleep. Naked body against naked body. Upon waking up several hours later, I decided to wake him up my running my fingers along his body. Sparking the flare yet again, we continued as if never taking a break. And then, right in the heat of the moment, as we're kind of conversing between kisses, he decides to mention he had mono last week. Really? Now is the time you want to mention this? Not much you can do after that so we just lounged around enjoying each others presence. The mood was gone. So we hung out for quite some time in his room, kissing when appropriate. If I'm going to get mono then it's already too late so I might as well have a little fun still. Oh yeah. And I have a wonderful hickey to commemorate the night.

Spring Break in one week. Key West in one week. Mono takes about a week. Should be the best Spring Break ever!

On to a much lighter note - huge group of friends and I are eating dinner tonight and going to see "The Other Boleyn Girl." I'm super excited. We're probably going to discuss my sexual excursions. Shall be great fun. :)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well that was a nice little porno :-)

Anonymous said...

hahaha oh barrett, your life is like an erotic romance novel. never a dull moment :-P

Anonymous said...

I am so glad I didn't ruin your night with the cancer movie! I also love Kelley :) and this lovely post which makes me miss my love.